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Written by Jesse T. Jones
Illustrated by Jessica P. Jones
PARENTAL WARNING: Not intended for use with small children or impressionable adults. For entertainment purposes only.
There's something I'm going to share with you
That I've come to realize
No matter where, or when, or who you are,
Your favorite musician
Is likely very close
To dying of something terrible
Like suicide, or overdose.
If you have a hamster,
Or a kitty or a pup,
Some day they will play dead,
And never get back up.
Your grandma and your grandpa
Could bite it any day
So tell them that you love them
Before they go away.
Every time your parents drive
While talking on their phone
They raise their chances even higher
Of leaving you alone.
At any time, night or day,
Anyone can die
From burglars, terrorists, and nasty storms
Or possibly things falling from the sky.
So before you go to bed tonight, know that this is true:
Every person must die some time; tonight it might be you.
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I'm hilarious! :DReplyDelete